When it comes to vaccines
There is one that is missing
Against a disease
So widespread and deadly
That it threatens (quite literally)
The future of humanity.
Now me, I developed antibodies
Quite a while ago.
I was infected against my will
But having suffered with symptoms
That killed all that I actually stand for—
Love, affection, cooperation and wisdom—
I learned a thing or two.
I survived, and recovered.
But enough damage was done.
Nevermore.
So now, I just hope a powerful
Ruler
Decides to commission
From the tower of Esotericism
A vaccine, I say, a vaccine against
This one modern plague—
So-called Feminism.