Little red ranting hood

Little red ranting hood
went out in the woods
she picked up some mushrooms
and there was the wolf!

He told her: Stop talking
or I will eat you alive!

But little red ranting hood
jumped up on his head
and covered his ears
and ever since then
he’s roaming the woods
as if he ate mushrooms
is tripping on rabbits
that don’t even exist.

Oh, little red ranting hood,
Why did you resist?